In a Parallel Universe

In a parallel universe we are trying to increase programs for the poor, not cut them; (Post)
we are more concerned about torture and secret prisons than we are about leaks; (CNN, Post)
our White House doesn't need a refresher course on ethics; (Post)
all men are brothers and there is peace on earth; (Post)
and no one ever has to attach electrodes to his testicles. (Ananova)